The girl who was my elementary school girl friend just got engaged and I’m sitting here single wearing a pug shirt and hamburger underwear
Just remember, u r someone’s dream girl
I’m a boy
Tumblr has made us forget that some people are actually straight
…we all know where this is going.
*WARNING: ‘Yog-Sothoth Yoga For Beginners’ cannot guarantee you may be spared from inevitable tentacle monster “attacks”, and followed by a gruesome death.